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JOEY TO: The Button

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What had been planet Yardinvert was now a cluster of brown bits. Bulging eyes encircled Lord Lapso. He was relieved his black hood obscured his gawk.

“You’ll die for this!” exclaimed one hostage.

The dark lord sighed. Note to self: keep some distance between the finger and button when bluffing.


Joey wasn’t interested in writing while at school but has been writing on his own in recent years. He doesn’t really care that Alderaan was peaceful nor how many Bothans died to bring you this story. Cos he’s a jerk, that’s why.

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