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ALISON McBAIN: Penalty

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He’d been running for years—even hijacked a spaceship once, using a plasma rifle and a bluff. But they’d finally caught up.

“Mr. Jameson?”

Mirrored glasses reflected his mute, fearful face as they scanned him and nodded.

“At a fifty percent penalty, you owe back taxes in the amount of…”


Alison pays her taxes. Honestly.

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