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CONNIE TAYLOR: Assassin Retirement Plan

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“This won’t hurt a bit,” I whispered to the assassin operative from behind as I administered the lethal injection. His body crumpled to the floor. I felt badly but I had my orders. Our team’s cleaner arrived. He unexpectedly grabbed me, needling me in the neck. “This won’t hurt a…” Connie Taylor is not an … Continue reading CONNIE TAYLOR: Assassin Retirement Plan

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