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EO HARGREAVES: Under Construction

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Step one, turn on the lights. Two, install ceiling. Three, make something to stand on; add plants. Four, hang some twinkle lights; five, fill fish tank. Six, create humanity—no wait. Crap, this isn’t gonna work. PROGRAM RESET. Maybe a horde of giant lizards is the way to go here. Occasionally EO wonders if God is … Continue reading EO HARGREAVES: Under Construction

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