Quantcast
Channel: funny – 50-Word Stories
Viewing all articles
Browse latest Browse all 1116

MICHAEL COOLEN: New Number 1

$
0
0

Martin Bledsoe was a short, plump, bald, harmless-looking man in his mid-50s. Nobody suspected he was also the best assassin in the world.

Bang!

Well, nobody except Emma Kronstad, a short, plump, grandma-looking woman in her early sixties who strolled away from his dead body whispering, “Now I’m No. 1!”


Michael Coolen is a pianist, composer, actor, performance artist, and writer who lives in Corvallis with his wife, two boys, and two cats to which he is terribly allergic.

Viewing all articles
Browse latest Browse all 1116

Trending Articles