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JOEY TO: The Caretaker

People bought his flowers. Then they laid them at one of the many tombstones outside. Over the years, he noted their duration and frequency of visits. They often left quickly. And so, as soon as they...

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KENT V ANDERSON: Mutual Obsession

I hear a knock at my door. It’s my stalker, Kurt. I call out, “I’m not home.” Kurt says, “When will you be back?” I say, “Not for a week.” You might have guessed: Kurt is not too smart. After all, I...

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JAMES P SPITZNOGLE: Coldest Love

It was terminal, sure. That didn’t mean she’d give up. Even now, when visitors were few and far between, she never left his side. Devoted to a fault. She’d lost her job and apartment, but not her...

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ANGELA MORRIS: Ruptured Membrane

The Facebook status read: “We have a ruptured membrane!” I panicked. The other women laughed at me. Google helped let me in on the joke. Why he couldn’t just write “Her water broke” seemed a better...

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ROLLIN T GENTRY: The Exterminator and the Mad Scientist

On my first day as a pest control technician, I met Dr. Krankenblatz. He came to the door in a lab coat, brandishing a raygun-like contraption. He pointed to my sprayer. “It doesn’t detect tachyons,...

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FEE JOHNSTONE: October 31, 2096

Ingesting an alcohol pill containing enough units to ensure a buoyant mood at the party, I marvelled at my Halloween costume. Adorned with an inordinately bushy beard, thick-rimmed spectacles,...

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JOHN FOWLER: Dinner For Two

Bill and Martha: more than friends, less than lovers. Born to different parents, he was a him, and she wasn’t. For now, just dinner companions. When a hunter appeared, lost, alone, and out of...

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MARY STEER: Pillow Talk

Did we do January? Let me think… Gosh, I don’t remember. Me neither. We’d better make sure of February, yes? No. I’m too tired tonight. Always seems one of us is too tired. And February is a short...

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LIN JENKINSON: Single Socks

Driving, they came across a sock. “Weird how there’s always one sock lying on the road. Who takes one sock off?” “Probably trying to escape,” came the retort. “That’s why there’s always one missing.”...

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MARY STEER: The Cat’s Got Her Tongue

They say women use 20,000 words per day. I believe it. Since we got the kitten, my wife’s vocabulary has been reduced to “cutie pootie”, “diddy thing”, “kittiness”. Never thought I’d say this, but I...

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CAROL BROWNE: Everlasting Love

The day they met, he knew she was the one. She had such beautiful eyes. Now he would be able to gaze at their beauty every day for the rest of his life. He admired them in the pickling jar, knowing her...

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JON NIXON: Bathroom Aspirations

She wished he wouldn’t squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle. And that he’d refrain from leaving the toilet seat upright. God, she wished he’d stop singing in the shower too. She opened the...

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GUY PRESTON: A Dinner Fit for the King

“I’m telling you,” my little brother insisted, “Elvis is alive and living here in Kalamazoo!” I sighed and finished my fries. We’d had this argument a thousand times before. I paid the bill and tipped...

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JOANNE R FRITZ: Midnight at the Urgent Care Clinic

The handsome patient grinned. “What’s wrong with me, doc?” Ignoring her aching feet—and his devastating smile—Maria checked his vitals. Normal. How odd. “Must be a virus. Rest. Drink liquids. You’ll...

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MICHAEL D HILL: The Man Who Knew His Enemies Like He Knew Himself

He joined the company as a Junior Clerk in the despatch department and through hard work and natural ability he rose to become the Chairman of the Board, but he never forgot his humble beginnings and...

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JOSEPH SIDARI: One Way to Deal with Writer’s Block

The gentleman farmer looks up from his typewriter. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Not again. He stands and walks to his gun cabinet, selecting a .22 rifle. He shoots the varmint before it...

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GORDON LYSEN: Best Laid Plans

We waited silently in the dark. I stilled myself to the mood so it wouldn’t be broken. The moment of expectation drew close, and tension hung like bar smoke. Others fidgeted, rustled, imagined. You...

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MEGAN ALEXANDER: The Peak

The rocks slip and crumble beneath my feet. A bead of sweat rolls into my eye as I balance. I use the last of my strength to pull myself up to the peak. I look around at the world stretched before me...

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CAROL AGYRIS: To the Edge

Water drives down around me making the world shake. I am buffeted from all sides. In total isolation there is no-one to hear me scream. My hands are clammy with sweat as I slip backward into an...

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LL MADRID: The Trip

In this new world, the colors carried their own sounds, the air tasted like gingersnaps, and birds tweeted the blues. A gruff gnome told Philip, “You are the chosen one.” Nancy from HR hovered above,...

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