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DENNY E MARSHALL: Try Again, Lieutenant

“Thought we destroyed them years ago and they were all dead,” said Caption Savoy. “It killed the dinosaurs but not all life forms, sir,” replied Lt. Flit Duson. “No big deal, Flit. Send another...

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GORDON LYSEN: The Games We Play

“It’s time to go” she said. “In a sec,” I called back. “No! Right now!” she said, even louder, with more than a hint of annoyance. “Okay, okay!” I screamed back. The door slammed and I knew it was too...

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CHRISTINA DALCHER: A More Authentic Roman Holiday

“When in Rome,” June said, having already bought the Total Gladiator Experience ticket. Only when Jack entered the arena—its sand stained from previous shows—when lions roared behind gates, when he...

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RACHEL REDGATE: Wedding Album

The photographer captured it all: the bride’s tumble down the aisle, the flower girl bawling through the service, the cake collapsing at first cut. No one had wanted a slice, anyway, after the groom’s...

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AARON RAIN: Silent Rain

Black as night and as silent as the rain he slipped over the rooftop edge. Descending the building, he closed in on his target. Reaching the window, he peered inside and reached for his gun. A woman...

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MAURA YZMORE: Brad and I

I hear a noise in my kitchen and come down to find Brad Pitt guzzling chocolate milk straight from the carton. He says his motorcycle broke down en route to Missouri. Brad, if you left me without...

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PHILIPP M SELMAN: Nine Lives

Bored. I stretched out on the couch and took in the sunshine streaming through the gap in the curtains, luxuriating in the warmth. For years, I’d imagined how great it would be to come back as a cat....

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MARY SHEEHAN: Lady Luck

He put a rabbit’s foot in his pocket, scoured the garden for a four-leafed clover, and hung a horseshoe on their front door for luck. Sarah suggested he hang the horseshoe points up, to keep luck from...

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KATYA DUFT: Paper Tiger

“What are you reading there? Looks like some serious stuff; you must be really smart.” He worked his usual pick-up magic on the train. Ask a simple question, then pay a compliment. Always works with...

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MELANIE CRANENBURGH: Deadly Weapons

Crocodile and Hippo were arguing over who was the more dangerous of the two. Crocodile boasted, “I kill a thousand humans annually!” Hippo scoffed, “I’m responsible for thrice that number of...

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VIV BURGESS: Helpless

Fingers table-tapping impotently. Clock striking, but not the keys on my laptop. Blank face reflected on white empty screen mirrors the inside of my dark empty head. I prod my muse. “Any thoughts?” She...

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SUSAN GALE WICKES: Easy Mark

“Take one more step and I draw.” Six years old, he carried a toy gun and barked commands at everyone within earshot. Most days, I ignored him. I really couldn’t blame him. At his age, I’d done the same...

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BILL COX: Heart of Indistinct Murkiness

Alone in the office at night a slow madness overtakes me. It begins with a paperclip chain. It ends when the cleaner finds me, the Emperor of the Paper Cup People, berating the massed ranks of my...

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PHILIPP M SELMAN: Be careful what you wish for

“Be careful what you wish for.” If Billy never heard those words again, it would still be too soon. He loved Cindy completely. He brought her flowers and told her she was beautiful, but she looked...

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MAURA YZMORE: Wayward Willie

Wayward Willie was warned—woods were worrisome. “Whatever.” Wayward Willie walks woodward, whistling. *** Wilderness. Werewolf wanders, weary. Werewolf whiffs, wonders. “Whistling wimp, walking...

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FILLIP VERDUN: Hello

I have been reading all of those stories about some strange creatures invading the Earth from another planet. One politician even says that there is a space war starting. Don’t believe any of those...

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PONTIUS PAIVA: Paraskevidekatriaphobia

A black cat dashes across the busy highway. I slam on the brakes. A siren chirps. In my broken rear-view mirror, I see the fractured image of a police car. I pull over and the officer approaches my...

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VIV BURGESS: Bloodhound

After my husband’s departure, I acquired a dog for company. Out walking, Rufus found a body in the woods. The policeman gave him some treats. He scented the second corpse in the canal. When Rufus...

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JONATHAN HOUSTON: Tall Tale

Phineas Phelps found figurative fiction fascinating, frankly. As an author, alliteration always added authenticity. He carefully crafted creative copy, constantly cultivating killer quotable content....

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PAUL BECKMAN: Why Was This Night Different From All Other Nights?

At the family’s yearly Seder, Mom farted. Dad farted to deflect her embarrassment. Grandpa let one rip, and grandma came out with her silent but deadly. My brother nodded at me and we doubled down. A...

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