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GENE NEWMAN: Under Wood

Our lives are largely guided by what cabinets and bureaus have decided. Rulings from the bench, it seems can banish hopes, puncture dreams. Motions to the chair from the floor have often led to civil...

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KENT OSWALD: Lives Lived Lesson

What William heard first from grandmother was that in every woman’s heart there exists “the one that got away.” What he heard next from grandfather was that in every man’s head there exists “the one...

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SAM HALL: Written in the Stars

The stars aligned on the night I met Alice. They scrawled a warning across the sky: “Run away!” I took no notice. I thought, “What do stars know?” Years later, when I was living out of my car, another...

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LISA CHAMBERS: A Rough Day

On the links, Bernie wasn’t feeling quite up to par. Was it a stroke? Too many irons in the fire? It teed him off to leave the game, but the discomfort was off-putting. Thankfully, his doctor diagnosed...

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EDDIE D MOORE: Zucchini Casserole

After inhaling the last few bites on his plate, Mike asked, “Where did you get this casserole recipe?” “It’s one of Sarah’s from the office.” “That’s from her zucchini cookbook. I thought your wife was...

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SHRUTI: The New Vegetarian

I became vegetarian soon after I discovered my beloved husband’s infidelity. I decided I needed a lifestyle change. I began sticking to my greens and beans but continued cooking meat for him. I must...

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OLEG V KHARCHENKO: No Problem

Zhora, meeting Galya in a bar, undressed her with his eyes and quickly dressed her back. “Galya! You`ve been a widow for a whole year… I am also alone. Not so young, but, nevertheless, quite well off....

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JOHN H. DROMEY: Playing It by the Book

After a dust storm, a crew arrived at a hamlet to assist with the cleanup. “My porch’s outdoor carpet is so dirty you can’t tell what color it is,” a homeowner lamented. “How will you deal with that?”...

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GENE NEWMAN: My Only Coup

Skippy was my very best friend in the third grade, but business is business. One day I traded my turtle Swifty for Skippy’s very fat cat Lucy. In just two weeks I had four cats and poor Skippy had only...

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GENE NEWMAN: Uplifting Purchase

Dollar Store checkout customers waited impatiently behind someone who’d ordered 48 birthday balloons to be selected and inflated one at a time. Then they watched the little mother leave, struggling...

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CMF WRIGHT: Planet Problems

At the planets’ meeting, the mood is grim. “I’m losing my rings,” says Saturn. “Soon I’ll be bald like Jupiter.” “You think you have it bad?” Earth laughs. “I’m infested with humans! They poison my...

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TIM DADSWELL: A Flash of Excitement

“Can I bring Tom on Sunday?” she asked. “Of course, love. And what does this one do?” asked her mother. “Theatre.” “Oh my God, what’s he been in? Does he know Hugh Jackman? Or Judi Dench? Has he met...

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EMILY MERRELL: No Solicitors

The couple came to my door with religious tracts. “We’re visiting neighbors and want to know if you’ve learned the secret to everlasting life.” “I’m glad you’re here!” I exclaimed. “I’ve been...

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ANGELA PANAYOTOPULOS: Missing

The neighbors locked their pets indoors whenever he walked his around the block. The creature grinned, teeth silvery as its chain leash, time-bomb claws clicking against asphalt. But when Hook hung up...

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KIT IRWIN: Delayed Justice

The haunted pencil wrote in elegant Victorian script the true identity of Jack the Ripper, the details of his crimes, and how he escaped justice. A teenager found the pages, couldn’t bother deciphering...

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CASEY LAINE: November 1st

My neighborhood is littered with the silken corpses of deflated Halloween decorations and giant cotton spiderwebs. The dead have come and gone. One night of merriment and then, shedding last year’s...

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HANA S ELYSIA: Pest Control

“So tell me about your line of work. What kind of pests do you get called for most?” “Oh, you name it. Catcallers, thigh-touchers, bra strap snappers. We got it all. I even had a pest tell me I should...

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MICHELLE WILSON: A.I.

He made a smart toy. One that talked to him; played chess with him; cooked, cleaned, and did his taxes for him. One that built a 3D-printed cabin with a secure room to keep its own special toy: a...

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GENE NEWMAN: Grandma’s Curse

My Grandma Nora tended to react quite strongly when cheated, swindled or treated wrongly by a fast-talking larcenous door-to-door fellow “Spalpeen, you’ll spend every last penny on medicine,” she’d...

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PHIL TEMPLES: Cosmic Balance

“Give a man a fish, you’ll feed him for a day,” said Lao Tzu. But teach him how to set up a flash mob on social media to loot the local Super Stop & Shop—well now, he and his friends will eat high...

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