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GUY PRESTON: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

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Inflation hit everybody hard, Santa included. Carrot prices had skyrocketed, and hungry reindeer could hardly pull a sleigh. Santa emptied his sack into the reindeer pen, ignoring the crunch of tooth on bone. Rudolph emerged, snout matted with fresh, red blood. Freddy’s bad behaviour would never be a problem again. Guy is twenty-four years old, … Continue reading GUY PRESTON: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

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