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GENE NEWMAN: Unverbed Tale of an Unarmed Heist

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My perfect unarmed robbery plan: A busy bank with everyone in masks, depositors, clerks and me. My note to a youngish teller: “Two hundred twenties in this bag please, or else.” Her nervous compliance, poor kid, and then my calm, unobtrusive departure. The only possible flaw: My squeaky getaway walker. Gene Newman is a retired … Continue reading GENE NEWMAN: Unverbed Tale of an Unarmed Heist

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