People rudely ask, “How old are you?” and then look shocked when I answer, “Ninety.” “Well, God bless you,” they say. Ninety isn’t that old. Millions of turtles are older than me. My grandson yearns to be older, so he’s “six and a half.” Therefore, I’m now 60 and a half. Gene Newman wrote this … Continue reading GENE NEWMAN: Arithme(tac)tic
↧