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GRAHAM ROBERT SCOTT: Eavesdropping

The morning after was brisk, quiet as ice. Each exhalation a white cloud; each inhalation, gag-inducing. As I hurled another shovelful of manure from our frost-slicked roof, reindeer bristles visible...

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JON KEMSLEY: Crypto

I wrote it at my desk in a lunch break. Couple of things they hadn’t thought of. Open source code. Update schedules for anyone who cares to look. And a numbered bank account. Secure by design? Don’t...

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CLARE O’BRIEN: Give and Take

“Sometimes, when I look into his eyes,” said Chloe to her sister, “I swear he understands everything I’m saying.” “Don’t anthropomorphise,” replied Claudette. “They’re only human.” Chloe licked the...

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JONATHAN ROMAN: Crowned

The implants changed everything. She had to adjust her posture & the way she walked. Even entering a room wasn’t the same. But she had no regrets. They could look into her doe eyes all they liked,...

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RICHARD NEVILLE: The Shoes On The Internet

Shoes have started to follow me around the Internet. What do they know about me already? I don’t want to touch them because I know what will happen if I do. It will only encourage them. There will be...

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JORDANA CONNOR: Crackers and Cheese

Mustering her dignity, she says to the amused maître d’ – “I don’t usually produce crackers from my person”. They regard the salty rectangle on the tastefully tiled floor, recently evacuated from her...

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JOHN H. DROMEY: Equine Equations

A star performer was missing from the dog and pony show. “Where’s your trick pony?” the ringmaster asked the head of the equestrian troupe. “The filly that answers questions involving numbers by the...

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K ANNE BURTON: The Straw

The camel moved on through the desert, unsure of itself, afraid. The weight was astounding. That one creature should subject another to that sort of treatment struck the camel as confusing, upsetting...

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SHEREE SHATSKY: Cartwheel

Legs straight, toes pointed, epicenter straddle split. Stand tall, back tree solid, arms regal, fingers pretty, chin queen high. Grandkids whoop and holler and beg, more more! Curtsy regrets; hip pops...

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ELENA CANTY: Green Thumb, Take Two

I plant strawberries in a pot on the windowsill. “Easy to grow!” the packet promises. My mouth waters as I imagine juicy, home-grown fruit. Soon, they sprout. Days later, they’re limp and dead. I...

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RAN WALKER: Infinity

Attempting to be funny, Sherman asked our eccentric math professor what “infinity” was. The professor smiled and took a piece of chalk and drew a line around the room fifty times, before dragging it...

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HAYDEN KAMIDE: How Barry Got Stuck in a Fence & Other Injuries

It’s actually a story of convergence Shirley shared—of ideas, opportunities, will. A tale where hope is unravelled by hope. It involved: Her 150 pound husband. A water ski rope. Two 60 pound huskies. A...

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RJ GORDON: Tell Apathy

I can’t believe I’m in the hospital from an asthma attack. I’ve never had one this bad before. Before I can call Mom, she calls me. She says, “Your twin sister is in the hospital. She’s okay, but she...

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JEN MIERISCH: Mt. Olympus, December 2079

Poseidon drew the short straw. Hera sighed. “Yes, they’re irredeemable. But I’ll miss those goofballs. Their bridges, computers, MAS*H… Genius.” The trident swung. The floodwaters flowed. The...

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MARJAN SIERHUIS: Quarantined

It is 2003. The year of SARS. I tell my husband that my face mask is for his protection. “Protection from what?” he asks with a shocked look on his face. “My mouth. It is now off limits for fourteen...

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NATALIE REILLY-JOHNSON: Seven Sinful Deaths

The volcano erupted. Pride took selfies in front of it. Envy copied but got fewer “likes,” so she jumped in. Gluttony ate on, lava lapping at the door. Lust opened Grinder for a final fling. Anger...

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CHAD BUNCH: Jude

One of the strongest of his kind, Jude was one of only a few left. He had resorted to means of survival he’d never even considered centuries before. But the humans weren’t the only race to ignore the...

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BEC LEWIS: Wrong Room

I was making notes when the doom opened. A strangler entered. “Have a seaweed,” the leader said. “We’re all frenzied here.” After listing to us, the strangler spoke. “Er…” “Yesterday?” “I wanted...

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MICHAEL AUGUSTINE DONDERO: Nail in the Coffin

The evidence was already heavily against me. The ring—that item meant to solve my problems—found in my possession. Tire tracks in the mud. The dirty shovel in my car. But what really convinced the jury...

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JANET KOOPS: The Gist

Introduced by a mixologist, Stan was a zoologist, Evie a geologist. They lived in a metropolis, were happily monogamous, their lives never monotonous. Then Evie saw a gynecologist, who sent her to a...

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